...your weapons of mass destruction.

that's right. got some of your old weapons of mass destruction sitting atthe back of the closet, gathering dust? do you have the means, but no end to justify?

now you can conviently donate your old, lightly used weapons of mass destruction--to me! all you have to do is scroll all the way down to the bottom of this page and click the button. it's as easy as that! no 7 payments of $9.95.

and now, as an added bonus, if you click within the next fifteen minutes, i will send you the before and after pictures of the third-world country that irks me. this means you will be able to see the good your wonderful donations have been up to.

so what are you waiting for? click now and help me abolish a third-world country. terrorists are standing by!

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