just a little somethin' somethin' to wake you up for the new year. eyes hurting yet?

hmm, for some strange, otherworldly reason, this red colour you see makes me want jello. mm mm mm!

i suppose i should wish you a "happy new year" and plagiarize some cliche, overused inspirational ditty that will make you want to yak. i mean, you did bother to click your way to this page, cared enough to look past the garrish colour scheme reminiscent of gelatine.

sorry, though. this is all you get.

it's snowing on the west side
let me take you for a ride
i'll be Bonnie and you'll be clyde
see if we can get ourselves killed
before we die

and we will drive like bandits
on the queensway
we'll hold hands like in the movies
i'll say 'oh clyde you drive me crazy
and you'll just capture me like it was
armed robbery.

we'll pass through prince ed county
and I'll steal you something pretty
you'll say 'wan well aren't I lucky
i've gone and found myself a crooked lady'

and we'll drive like bandits
on the queensway
we'll hold hands like in the movies
i'll say 'oh clyde you drive me crazy'
and you'll just capture me like it was
armed robbery

we'll find the cure for our bad deed
and maybe we will be redeemed

'cause we drove like bandits
on the queensway
we held hands like in the movies
i did my best to drive you crazy
you just captured me like it was
armed robbery
you just captured me like
armed robbery.

- martina sorbara, 'bonnie & clyde'