...your weapons of mass destruction.

that's right. got some of your old weapons of mass destruction sitting atthe back of the closet, gathering dust? do you have the means, but no end to justify?

now you can conviently donate your old, lightly used weapons of mass destruction--to me! all you have to do is scroll all the way down to the bottom of this page and click the button. it's as easy as that! no 7 payments of $9.95.

and now, as an added bonus, if you click within the next fifteen minutes, i will send you the before and after pictures of the third-world country that irks me. this means you will be able to see the good your wonderful donations have been up to.

so what are you waiting for? click now and help me abolish a third-world country. terrorists are standing by!

:P

was just on ticketmaster, and britney spears tickets cost $48.95 to $98.95.

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right. guess i'm going to wait for the tv concert special. :P

just a little somethin' somethin' to wake you up for the new year. eyes hurting yet?

hmm, for some strange, otherworldly reason, this red colour you see makes me want jello. mm mm mm!

i suppose i should wish you a "happy new year" and plagiarize some cliche, overused inspirational ditty that will make you want to yak. i mean, you did bother to click your way to this page, cared enough to look past the garrish colour scheme reminiscent of gelatine.

sorry, though. this is all you get.

it's snowing on the west side
let me take you for a ride
i'll be Bonnie and you'll be clyde
see if we can get ourselves killed
before we die

and we will drive like bandits
on the queensway
we'll hold hands like in the movies
i'll say 'oh clyde you drive me crazy
and you'll just capture me like it was
armed robbery.

we'll pass through prince ed county
and I'll steal you something pretty
you'll say 'wan well aren't I lucky
i've gone and found myself a crooked lady'

and we'll drive like bandits
on the queensway
we'll hold hands like in the movies
i'll say 'oh clyde you drive me crazy'
and you'll just capture me like it was
armed robbery

we'll find the cure for our bad deed
and maybe we will be redeemed

'cause we drove like bandits
on the queensway
we held hands like in the movies
i did my best to drive you crazy
you just captured me like it was
armed robbery
you just captured me like
armed robbery.

- martina sorbara, 'bonnie & clyde'

i have this habit, when i am listening to music, to not focus on the lyrics. there is this one song that saddens me every time i hear it, but i didn't quite understand why. then yesterday, i actually listened. here's what i heard:

loud mouth, suits and ties
liars, with money and girls
the kind you fit in your pocket
i can't save them from this darkness
my sisters, i love them all
my faeries pinned against the wall

i know what you want
and i know what you want
and i know

doll, made of paint and china
your worth lies only in these
but you're real to me
little bones, will you break these legs like twigs now?
there's pain here you'll never have to feel
never have to feel

i know what you want
and i know what you want
and i know

and i would fight a thousand men
i'd fight fire and wind and rain
i'd cry a river of tears for them
the bodies floating there
christ-like and bare
tell me, is that fair?

there are some things i can't forgive
some things i just can't forgive
some things

jesus, i thought we had an understanding
the fact that you can buy a woman
makes me want to die
where were you last night?
jesus, jesus
where were you?

and i know what you want
i know it all too well
and i know
i know

sarah slean - "i know"

oh, lordie! hot off the drudge report.

EMINEM RAPS OF SEEING 'PRESIDENT DEAD'

A new shock song from rapper Eminem wishes the president dead, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned...

On the track WE AS AMERICANS, obtained by DRUDGE, the nation's top selling rapper shockingly rants: 'F**k money. I don't rap for dead presidents. I'd rather see the president dead. It's never been said, but I set precedents and the standards and they can't stand it... We as Americans. Us as a citizen. We've got to protect ourselves'...

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Any thoughts? Is this another invisible attempt at pushing the envelope? Just another artist jumping on the anti-bush bandwagon because of the rebellion factor? more importantly, does anyone really care?